I FOUND IT AGAIN YES
i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.
I couldn’t think of the word for tea so I said England water
so Russian water is vodka, English water is tea, what is French water?
champagne. Irish water is whiskey. Italy water is wine. German water is beer. American water is polluted… I mean soda
Canadian water is maple syrup
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.